wtf kind of turtle is that
science of tumblr can you please explain this
OMG the most accurate thing everrrrrr!! 😂👌#mylife #toofunny #flirting
I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
Oh my god
I’m already a fan. I want merch.
|—||Alena M. (via mofobian)|